boat feelings

That weird emotional state where you feel unanchored, unsure, or just kinda... floating through life. Like, you're not drowning, but you're not exactly steering the ship either. You're just out there. In the vibes. On the emotional open sea.

That post-vacation, pre-back-to-work limbo? Boat feelings.
That 2 a.m. stare-at-the-ceiling moment? Boat feelings.
That “do I want to break up or just nap?” vibe? Boat. Feelings.

See also:
drifting • liminal space • soft existential crisis • main character in a coming-of-age indie film

Not to be confused with:
Sea sickness (though emotional nausea may apply)

"You good?"
"Yeah, just got some boat feelings. You know how it is."

by ohiokidokian69 May 13, 2025

boat knob

a long curved erect penis.

"Hey Reece Nichols people say you have a boat knob"

"Oh fuck she said she liked it :("

by Hazertron12 March 29, 2016

out of the boat

If you are out of the boat, you are in the (de) nile - ie, in denial

Dude 1: She is cheating on you man and you know it
Dude 2: No way
Dude 1: You're out of the boat dude 2.

by MexPirate June 12, 2007

Boat

A Life Sentence in a penitentiary .

Watch out with Tin Man in Georgia prison's, he's serving a Boat.

by Mr.1988 November 14, 2018

air boat

Performed similar to the motor boat except the person performing blows onto the boobs

Last night while trying to give Lindsay a motorboat, Jess totally air boated her instead.

by Big Dan's Air Boat Tours January 21, 2011

Shanghai Boat Ride

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.

Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!

by JoeBlow696969 March 31, 2011

brown u-boat

A poo submarine

All aboard The Brown U-boat

by Scab Pwicker February 16, 2018