Simp

simp is english for shlop. shlop is welsh. shlop is also ryan in english but we're not gonna talk about that
simp means a person who's just. simping.
here is a conversation that actually happened.
"don't growl at me"
"I'm sorry. forgive me queen"
"you're forgiven"
"thank you queen"
can you see who the simp is?

ryan you're a simp

by yeetusimp April 1, 2020

SIMP NATION

MATTHEW JACOB WENZEL AKA SUPREME DREW AKA MILK BOY

matthew runs simp nation

by fuckmatthew April 2, 2020

Female simp

A girl simp

Isba is a female simp bro

by Shiscobop May 26, 2020

simp fit

when a person takes a fit which is that of pathetic and over something simple. aka. andymac, che and lewis after having a nibbles.

For fucksake!!!! *throws food over wall because it is finished*- this is a simp fit

by lewis1234 December 24, 2008

Anti-Simp

A male who is literally a pussy magnet yet refuses to take action upon his super power. This man makes women leave snail trails yet he denies them and goes home and sits alone in his room staring at his wall.

"I am going to have to say no to having sex with you, sorry."

"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."

by Hovis Breed December 28, 2021

CEO of simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.

You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl

Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp

by u456789123741852963 June 3, 2020

major simp

Idubbbz. That is what it means basically.

Eeeeeee! Udubs is major simp.

by Stickyboi100 May 13, 2020