Logan

logan is a really annoying person, often ugly and balding.

wow is that logan?

yeah, I can tell from his bald spots

by Logan ! October 19, 2020

Logan Joiner

That one ginger kid that is always just there in the background.

Dude there's a Logan Joiner lurking out by your car
Hey did that Logan Joiner just take your wallet?
Dude that Logan Joiner just shit on my car!!

by CarlZeiss June 16, 2012

Logan Pallin

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.

Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!

by Ajota G July 11, 2011

Logan Pope

(n.) A band kid, hair flips

Logan Pope flips his hair while playing the drums during the pep rally.

by queefcollector January 21, 2023

Logan

Quite literally the sexiest and smartest person.

Huge penis, Very tall, And the greatest Peggle player in the galaxy.

"Oh shit is that Logan? that dude is fucking hot!" - your mother, and your gf

by Satan'sAccount January 26, 2023

logan gulland

logan gulland is a pathetic youth from newtongrange, logan gulland attacked my 7 year old sister in search of a female companion. logan gulland. logan calls himself a ‘ birkey boy ‘ when in reality he is a wee skinny greasebaw.

that logan gulland boys a poof

by penis monkeys63925 January 31, 2023

Logan

A guy who will absolutely rail your sister and will fuck ur mother. This guy watches porn and doesn’t even bust. He is gay for his homies but gets more bitches than you. His cock is basically a mini gun, he might also be your dad… he might be a little racist but he still has more friends than the Avengers.

Look at that Logan over there… man i wanna be him.

by TigerTheNigger February 6, 2023