Zach

Christian boi, usally a simp.

Wow look how much of a simp zach is being

by Utirueudirjfuthrh January 23, 2020

Zach

A guy that for sure gay

Damn that Zach is really gay

by Arias69 February 10, 2020

zach

someone who is moody and mean

takes ages to open a fucking snapchat

“zach come drinking”
“no i dont wanna ruin my life”

by chaz.millarxo June 6, 2020

Zach

Zach is a dude he is cool, he is basically never sad. He has very nice curly hair, Zach is also very nice but he can be quiet or very loud. But you will have a cool life if zach’s in it cause he will always wave at you. NEVER hate a Zach or everyone will hate you. But overall super cool.

Zach is a dude he is cool

by Heheheholan November 7, 2020

Zach

Noun: A person with chronic ball-fondling addiction.

Wow, I really hope this guy isn't a Zach, I didn't wear Underwear today.

by PermaXD March 1, 2023

Zach

Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!

Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.

Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.

Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky

by Ivysaurus1112 January 24, 2023

Zach

He is a one of a kind person. You will never find another person like him. He might be your brother, or your sister depending on how he is acting at the time but no matter what you love him. When you are going through a tough time and just really need guidance on what to do you think about one of the smartest people you know then the name Zach pops in your head so you give him a call and 99% of the time he gives you a solution that you would have never come up with but is absolutely genius. Yes you might not always agree with his thoughts on a topic and may never win an argument against him but you'll still love him no matter what.

Hey look at that handsome lawyer over there I bet you his name is Zach.

by JDAWG((( December 1, 2021