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your not my dad

A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.
Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"
by Granana August 15, 2018
mugGet the your not my dadmug.

your the best dad ever!

Used to describe a dad who is the best dad ever.
My dad gave me 20 quadrillion dollars and I told him your the best dad ever!
by urmumm3505 June 4, 2018
mugGet the your the best dad ever!mug.

you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad

This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.
Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.
by Memetric December 29, 2018
mugGet the you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dadmug.

your dad didn't leave you

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//
by very cool swing set November 24, 2024
mugGet the your dad didn't leave youmug.

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.
"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"
by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025
mugGet the "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ingmug.

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player
Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*
by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022
mugGet the Your dadmug.

your dad

has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls
he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad
by big_daddy_waddy March 7, 2022
mugGet the your dadmug.

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