your not my dad

A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.

Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"

by Granana August 15, 2018

your the best dad ever!

Used to describe a dad who is the best dad ever.

My dad gave me 20 quadrillion dollars and I told him your the best dad ever!

by urmumm3505 May 10, 2018

you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad

This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.

Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.

by Memetric December 29, 2018

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 02, 2022

Natasha didn't fuck your dad

but you sure did

Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did

by THEREALNATASHA July 05, 2023

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 28, 2019

your dad loose

your dad loose is a phrase used as an insult against someone.

The phrase refers to the loose asshole of the victims father, indicating that you have anally penetrated them.

Guy 1: Fuck you!

Guy 2: Nah fuck you, your dad loose bitch!

by Kivikallo August 30, 2021