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Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself
1“Do the dishes
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025
mugGet the You must eat the shit, before you serve it to othersmug.

Be you in a shit

A common saying when saying goodbye to a friend. It is a play on the common phrase, 'See you in a bit'.
'Yeah safe bro I'll see you tomorrow.'
'Nice one mate, be you in a shit'.
by derulais April 6, 2019
mugGet the Be you in a shitmug.

You Pickin My Shit

When your homeboy is lowkey glazing you and you have to stop it.
Yo bro chill out, you pickin my shit
by Urbandihhhtionary November 12, 2025
mugGet the You Pickin My Shitmug.

You aren't shit

And it doesn't matter what you know. Give up the screen shots that prove I created AI or you've signed a little girl's death warrant. You are not an authority and I do not have to abide you trying to use authority you don't have to meet out extra judicial "justice" you piece of shit.
Hym "You aren't consequence. You aren't shit. And you don't matter. And you getting involved here all but guarantees one of two things and neither of them are good for you. So, slow your fucking role. You AREN'T going to do shit. And I can say whatever the fuck I want you cocksuckers who the fuck do these freaks think they are?"
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025
mugGet the You aren't shitmug.

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
mugGet the You need your shit milked.mug.

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real
you can't make this shit up bro
by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025
mugGet the you can't make this shit upmug.

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
mugGet the think you the shit bitch you not even the fartmug.

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