you live and you learn

What your parents say when something shitty happens to you.
Me: dammit I couldn't get in line on time because you guys took too long to get ready.

Parents: sorry honey : '(
Me: now I won't get the brand new Britney Spears MILF edition sex doll!

Parents: you live and you learn !
by Omega_College_Dog December 27, 2016
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Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right
by notPighy October 1, 2021
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love you and leave you

To only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say hello and settle for some basic conversation.
Alright, I'm going to have to love you and leave you or else I'll be late for the meeting this afternoon.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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you sly dog you

A completely ironic phrase commonly used to define someone who does something mildly cool or impressive. This phrase should never be used seriously, as it ruins the joke, and makes you look retarded.
Lil cheggos, you sly dog you!
by DudeishBroski November 14, 2018
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A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.
Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa
by Adam V. April 13, 2018
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you are what you eat

A phrase that is obviously not true because I eat pussy all the time and still do not display any vaginal qualities.
by tarhizzle October 2, 2006
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