If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

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Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was. mug.

You would do it to

And then there is the set up on to of that because they want to be able to say

A retard "You would do it too."

Hym "I shouldn't not be doing it and YOU SURE AS HELL SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT INSTEAD OF ME. That's for fucking sure. It's never going to not be a problem. I'm not going to be a priest. I'm not going to be a eunich. And I'm not ever going to ascent to the idea that it is fine for them to fuck you instead of me."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

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