yogarection

The physical sensation one feels after experiencing a reality-altering yoga class.

I had a huge yogarection during shavasana, I had no idea yoga like that even existed.

by ratco April 19, 2015

Yoga pants season

That special time of year when the weather cools down and yoga pants replace shorts on girls' closets

Bro fall is almost here. You know what that means. YOGA PANTS SEASON!!!!

by the_dread_head_wonder September 8, 2015

Yohan

One of the nicest people you'll ever meet. He's outgoing, cheerful, and just being with him could lift up your mood. He's also surprisingly tall, a mama's boy, and smart. He likes cats too. He has this certain vibe that could make you feel comfortable with him even if you just met. If ever you find someone like him, don't ever let go of him.

Person 1: I met someone named Yohan last week.

Person 2: Omg, Yohan?! You should totes keep him!

by soapergunthekween February 27, 2022

yogafucker

One who finds that being flexible can expand and illuminate any concept of sex that they had in their mind before they became yogis.

Damn. I didn't think I could do that. I can see your ass in a way not possible before I became a yogafucker.

by Daren C. Strange April 7, 2006

Yoana

A tall bashful and spirited female. A Yoana, can easily be spotted out in a large crowd, either because of her electrifying presence, or because she has been injured. A Yoana's soul is often split up into for ethnic groups; hispanic, african-american, native- american, and bulgarian. A Yoana is naturally sarcastic, competitive, ghetto-fabulous, normally extremely innocent, and can be an occasional bitch. A Yoana is similar to a small puppy. Oh you are such a Yoana!

what a yoana

by yoann July 25, 2009

yoga butt

The ultimate external sign of a strong and powerful body. Only after years of practice can a man or woman acheive a yoga butt. It is perfectly proportioned, very tight, high, and sculpted. A yoga butt means you also have yoga arms, yoga abs, yoga legs, etc. It is very sexy and it immediately turns eyes and makes people jealous or inspired.

Thus a yoga butt is a status symbol. Only those who can afford training and healthy eating and self discipline can attain it. Its also a reminder to others to stay away or risk a major ass kicking.

I'm so pissed she took my boyfried I could kill her, but I better not try because even though I'm bigger she has a yoga butt and she would destroy my fat ass.

My boyfriend has a yoga butt and he can fuck better than anybody else on the planet.

by yoga lover February 2, 2008

Yoga Bitch

A really hot female with an athletic and toned body whose philosophy to the practice of yoga carries over into other areas of life, sometimes right and sometimes wrong, and sometimes an annoyance to jealous bitches.

Co-worker #1: "Yoga Bitch sure works hard at her job. Our clients mostly love her. I'll admit she has an awesome body. She is such a bitch though. The other day I asked if ever she ate doughnuts. She patted my belly and asked if ever I did sit-ups. The bitch. I'm a lot bigger, I think I could take her." (Bites down into a doughnut.)
Co-worker #2: "Doubtful. I've seen her hold a plank for over 5 minutes."

by yogabitch May 16, 2011