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1) a white kid that thinks he's an extraterrestrial.
2)a white kid that acts like an undocumented illegal citizen, may be seen on TV complaining about treatment and how America doesn't cater to a two language system
1)Tim is a walien, hes still waiting on the mother ship to return.
2)Jim is a walien, he was on the news complaining about Elias Gonzalez so they deported him even though he was born here.
Walien by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
can sometimes be an idiot. is very loving and doesn’t let go. may also have a bowl cut but it’s fine.
person a: my best friend is wylden
person b: really? he’s a great friend!
wylden by alonelyreader November 9, 2018
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND HE IS MY FAVORITE BOY AND SO HOT AND PRETTY AND PERFECT
Wybie by Commie whacker :) September 21, 2022
the girl whom your once cool friend goes out with for an extremely long period of time, also commonly overweight and not a virgin.
Man! That bitch reminded me of a wyley!
wyley by Mr. Franks September 2, 2008
An extremely stupid and retarded person who sit on his ass all day.
wyllie is so stupid all of his marks are under 50%.
Straight whilen, wilding, wilin, wildin, or whatever is your preferred spelling.
Bugged out, or crazy
"This haze I got from my boy is straight wylito man"
wylito by haze daddy February 4, 2008