Wouldn't you know who won the pony

Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony

Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!

by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020

i won a sucking battle against kirbie

i did

i won a sucking battle against kirbie he said

by gerben is a simp January 26, 2022

I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won)

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with slaw

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Fought the Slaw Burger (And the Slaw Won), you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.

I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.

by 10010100011 January 10, 2011

Yang Hong Won is a gangster lol

Yang Hong Won is a gangster lol

Yang Hong Won is a gangster lol

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

you won´t get anything snitching like that

Smoll snitches won´t recieve any cuddles. Cause they are snitching.

(Snitching around for no reason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
(Snitching around for areason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.

by Snitch Nr.1 December 12, 2020

that feeling when you won a game you never played before

That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.

Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?

by Kiki's twin, kikiara May 7, 2020