Rape Wizard

An older hippy type who plies young people with drugs for nefarious purposes. Usually claims some interest in spiritualism or other hippy bullshit as part of his schtick.

Q. Did you stay long at the rave Suzy?
A. Hell no. It was crawling with Rape Wizards.

by Penny Pingletons Mother October 6, 2018

Grand Wizard

The leader of the klan

Mrs. Kauffman is the grand wizard

by BickDickHonkers October 20, 2018

wind wizard

A person who derives sexual gratification by sucking the fart from someone's ass and then blowing back in to the farters mouth.

when she kissed me on the mouth and I tasted my own fart, I knew she was truly a wind wizard. And the boxes above link to other words a square brackets exampl when she kissed me on the mouth and I tasted my own fart, I knew she was truly a wind wizard.

by Chetballs July 22, 2015

Wizard's foot

The Wizard's Foot is performed (and only by) Ganondorf on the Super Smash Bros. Series. It envelopes his entire leg in darkness then it is launched. Even though it is a bit slower than the Falcon Kick, it's way more powerful. It is greater than or equal to Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kick

Ganondorf: *readies Wizard's Foot*
Link: HA!! SKEY!! HEYEAHH!! (OH SHIT!!!)
Ganondorf: *Kick's Link in the crotch*
Link:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *ding*
Announcer:GAME!

by Comodo January 16, 2011

sad wizard

A type of chode that ,you can not fully see the tip and it hangs down

“Dude I just found out my dad has a sad wizard.”

by Kyle needs to step up December 13, 2017

Electric Wizard

Electric Wizard is a stoner doom metal band from Dorset, England that formed in 1993 . The bands lead singer and guitarist is Jus Oborn . The bands current members are jus's wife Liz Buckingham (guitar) . Shaun Rutter (drums) and Tas Danazoglou (bass) The band has come out with 7 albums and a handful of Eps and singles . Electric wizard is the heaviest band in the universe and most of there songs are about drugs Satan, cults, HP lovecraft books and the occult . The bands albums Dopethrone and come Come My Fanatics are land marks for the whole stoner metal seen but some of the bands best work is seen in there album Witchcult today . For that matter Electric wizard is the greatest metal band there is and also the heaviest

electric wizard fan 1 (hey that asshole over there is playing coldplay)

electric wizard fan 2 (Goddamn it give me your copy of let us prey )

*cold play fan starts to cry and shit himself *

by Vinum Sabbathi November 28, 2011

Grand Wizard

Highest authority in the KKK

Go talk to the Grand Wizard about where the lynching is going to happen.

by CMONEY November 19, 2004