Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.

Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.

by Shitmuncher February 4, 2010

Switching Wigs

A term used for two tweakers that keep going back and forth to the restroom to get high.

Those two women kept switching wigs the whole time they were in the restaurant.

by Ghostwriter007 December 22, 2019

Split Wig

To hit someone in the head and hopefully cause injury.

'He had one helluva split wig'
'You gonna get your wig split'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

oh wig

When you realize your wig has been snatched.

Waiter at Bareburger: The menu’s double sided by the way
Me: Oh wig

by ShoJajiaoaiiaisis June 4, 2019

wig-split

to split your head open.

Get ya wig-split bitch,and we out.

by Trebek September 10, 2003

wigged out

1 Being devoid of reality, To lose sense of normalcy, An out of body experience. To act crazy as a reaction. To briefly flirt with lunacy.

He really "wigged out" when he realized the entire crowd watched him privately urinate in front of the one way mirror.

by David Mckee January 18, 2006

birthday wig

Pubes. Usually refers to a woman's.

"My mom's birthday wig is at the cleaner's."

by wainscotting March 15, 2009