wifi shopping

traveling around with a mobile device looking for a free internet connection

Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping

by Dirtbiker242 October 2, 2010

wifi fascists

A Wifi Fascists are companies like Xfinity and other hosters that take full control of your wifi box and starts to restrict stuff for you without your consent, while having no ability to change it.

Alexei: These Wifi Fascists won't stop touching my Wifi box.

by Eascent September 29, 2023

WiFi Leach

A WiFi Leach is someone who does not have their own network and feeds off of someone eles's WiFi, or always hangs around Starbucks to use their free internet.

WiFi Leach: What is your WiFi password?
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.

by Mississippi_Man1 April 23, 2018

Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019

WiFi Thuggin

When your phone has no service, so you use Wifi to communicate, or browse your social medias.

Person 1: What's your number ?
Person 2: My phone's off, hit me on Imessage, Im Wifi Thuggin right now.

by 281WileBoy October 1, 2019

WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.

Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.

by Ega September 27, 2014

Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet”

I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI

by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018