Waylon J 

Waylon J is a different type of guy that is used as a term widespread throughout Washington state. It usually describes a midget who thinks he’s cool but he’s not cool at all cause he has anger issues and tries to pick fights but gets beat up

Person 1: It’s Waylon J!

Person 2: he’s so annoying
Person 1: I know, he picked a fight with Jace Scott the other day and got deestroyed

Waylon J by Basketball people May 13, 2024

The Wailing Wench 

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

The Wailing Wench by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013

Beltway Wailing

The act of driving and masterbating at the same time.

I was driving in my truck and I looked over and could see this dude beltway wailing while he was driving.

Beltway Wailing by Mr. T in MD September 27, 2020

Spicy Waylon 

Someone named Waylon who is really annoying, always tryna pick a fight and has anger issues.

Person 1: Dude! Look over there it’s Spicy Waylon, he’s such a loser

Person 2: Yeah Jace beat the shit out of him on Monday he’s a fucking loser!

Spicy Waylon by Basketball people May 9, 2024

Spicy Waylon 

Waylon is a type of person that meets many qualifications, only a certain few people in the world can achieve. Including: a 1X1 Lego piece head, a midget, gets beat up, has anger issues and says the f word too much. They often could be average but they choose to be poopoo’s

Person 1: Dude look! It’s Spicy Waylon.

Person 2: yeah Jace destroyed him in a fight yesterday.
Person 1: yeah it’s sad to see how he “tried” to fight back

Spicy Waylon by Basketball people May 13, 2024