non-verbal visit

Where you go to hang out with someone, but they have a super-long phone call from a super-important person, and so they are unable to end the conversation and give their undivided attention to you. If you know the person well enough and are therefore fairly familiar/comfy with their assorted business/family/personal matters, however, this situation can sometimes not be all that bad a thing, since speaking and acting involve two separate and unrelated parts of the brain and are therefore completely different thought-processes, and so you and your friend can still hold hands, cuddle, exchange massages, relax in bed, and even have sex, all while the person is still maintaining his unbroken listening and yackety-yacking into the handset (it helps if he wears a little earpiece/boom-mike headset-attachment that plugs into the phone, since that way he does not have to clutch the phone to his ear with his shoulder, and so he can have both hands/arms completely free to give you whatever physical attention that you two wish to engage in during the visit.

Non-verbal visits can sometimes be almost as enjoyable as hanging out and holding a conversation, plus when you are ready to take off again, you do not actually have to interrupt the person's phone-conversation to verbally speak your farewell; you can just smilingly offer him your hand, and he can then smile/nod affably back at you and companionably pump your hand while he still talks on the phone with his caller, and so in this instance he will consider your "alternative" farewell-gesture to be just as satisfactory as if you'd actually said goodbye in the "usual" way.

by QuacksO October 2, 2017

HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT

A group of SEX DEFINED PEOPLE who mean no harm to others for their SEXUAL PREFERENCE and take PRIDE in the CHIC-FILA menu as well as the challenging FUN ATMOSPHERE.

Presenting ANAL ALAN.

It's a T-SHIRT GROUP that is making WE TAKE PRIDE what CHIC-FIL-A Serves.

We are going in a GBLTQA+ outing being which no opposition to anyone as we are calling the OUTING, HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT.

Yes the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE is coming and this HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT will be THE CHICKEN CHASER physical 'CASTRATION you were looking forward to MEETING PENELOPE BRITNEY NAKED.

For the HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIIT which vendor do you think is best for designing our T-SHIRTS? " YOU think maybe that MISSOURI CHRISTIAN GROUP or maybe IOWA?" as would read in nice pink letters HOMOSEXUAL CHIC-FIL-A VISIT.

by BOOMERANG EFFECT September 10, 2021

papal visit

When your gynecologist makes the sign of the cross inside your vagina when giving you a Pap smear.

Dr. Cunningham is never too busy to give me a papal visit during my appointment.

by Wediditagain January 24, 2016

The Prison Visit

The act of putting your whole hand inside a woman fingers spread against the inner wall then pressing your other hand on the outside of her lower belly mimicking when a prison visitor and prisoner touch hands through the glass separating them.

I got my whole hand up in there so I decided to do The Prison Visit

by TheInmate December 7, 2017

visit to the doctor

to drink doctor McGillicuddy's peppermint schnapps alcohol

person one: i have some peppermint schnapps chilling in the freezer

person two: i'm definitely gonna need a visit to the doctor

by hsdhsr3452gdhg January 3, 2011

Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls

a sex position in which Person A eats out Person B’s ass in missionary, while Person A is on their period

She got her period last night but it’s cool, I just did the Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls

by foodie420 March 9, 2022

Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022