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Ah shit it’s those damn Velho’s, they suck dick
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Velma

1. A very nerdy person on the outside, but to be crazy cool and great in bed.
2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed.
3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed.
4. The act of seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.
1. That chick is such a Velma.
2. I know those girls velma.
3. That dude is one horny Velma.
4. That guy is going to velma tonight. He is totally on the prowl already.
by HoserHoe November 10, 2004
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velocirape

(v.) (n.) /va-loss-ir-rape/
Drunkenly to charge an attractive member of the opposite sex in the manner of a velociraptor (t-rex hands, retarded bounding gait and raptor posture).

Ideally if they are strong enough, velocirape then involves jumping on their back until thrown off. (This is usually only advisable when performed by a woman on an attractive male victim).
I dare you to velocirape that fit guy by the bar!

No way! I'm not nearly drunk enough and it'll get us thrown out!
by Neologisaur January 14, 2012
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velocity_overflow

"man, that velocity_overflow suuuure is stupid."
"yeah, we know. his poor parents."
by \'fo shizz-ul my nizz-ul\' March 25, 2003
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Velociteer

A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity.
Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at more than a hundred miles per hour.
by Jeffip January 17, 2008
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Velocapitalist

velocapitalist — (plural velocapitalists) pronunciation: /vəˈloCAPitalist
1. noun. One who promotes the activity of cycling for transportation, sport, health or recreation and invests in or encourages public investment in cycling infrastructure and commerce.
2. adj. The quality of applying the technology or culture of cycling to acquire wealth or increase individual and societal well-being.
ex. a) “A new breed of velocapitalists is transforming the transportation system in the United States from one based on the power of fossil fuels to one based on human motive power.”
ex. b) “That’s a very velocapitalist approach to the problem, I like the way you think, Wilbur.”
Etymology: from the French velocipede, a term literally meaning “fast foot” applied to precursors of modern bicycles and English capitalist, meaning one who acquires, employs or deals in capital goods, financial instruments or other valuable assets.
by bikologist July 31, 2012
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Velocibation

The act of pleasuring yourself with one or more velociraptors in a shower.
Daymn, she is such a kinky bitch. I heard she's into velocibation and shit.
by Rod Fox III February 23, 2014
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