A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.
Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"
by DNizz February 14, 2010
Get the Valentine's Daymug. him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong
by once his</3 February 16, 2009
Get the Valentines daymug. The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.
by FireIsHotOuch January 20, 2009
Get the [Valentine's Day]mug. by Brian February 16, 2004
Get the Valentine's Daymug. If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
by Chrillen October 31, 2011
Get the Valentines Daymug. a day where people who have a valentine are happy and people who dont end up feeling like crap looking at ways to spend it alone on google
by nonya bizz February 21, 2010
Get the Valentines Daymug. by Old Mate Aaron February 13, 2023
Get the Valentine's Daymug.