Ugly

I think it's funny that you can buy an 'ugly mug' when infact you've always had one.
Person 1 "He'll never get a girlfriend with that ugly mug"
Person 2 "Well, couldn't he just throw the mug away?"
Person 1 "I meant his face."
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A word someone uses to describe your face. Can be used to roast or embarrass someone in front of their lovers.
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Everyone hid Something is ugly
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You >:)
Engineer: "You're ugly."
Sniper: "EUGH!"

(Engi starts dancing and clapping his hands between his legs)

Sniper: "heh!"

(Grabs engi and throws him into the abyss)

Engi: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Mount Scout: "mhm"
Mount Soldier: "ooh!"
(Everything explodes)
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Say it out loud "I'm ugly''
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Ugly

To be of a generally loathsome outer appearance, in which people are repulsed by how the miracle of life and genetics have managed to produce such a repugnant, godawful mistake.

When ailed with this unfortunate condition, one may be accused of having no alibi.

Possibly caused by being hit by an "ugly stick." Particularly gruesome cases are the result of falling down an "ugly tree, and hitting every branch along the way down."
"Tim is fucking ugly."
"Be nice, it's his birthday."

"His birthday? How is it that no one's put him down yet?"
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Any appearance that others can actually remember and pick out of a crowd. This is contrary to the social consensus that "beauty" means "looking exactly the same as every other Barbie and Ken in Holllywood."

Some causes of ugliness include:

* Refusing cosmetic surgery for various "imperfections"

* Having a medical condition or disability beyond one's control
* The natural process of aging
* Not bothering with extravagant make-up every day (if female)

* Being under six feet tall (if male)

* Having a job that affects the body (scars on a soldier, chipped un-painted finger nails on a woman who actually has to use her hands throughout the day, etc.)

* Having enough self esteem to look in the mirror and go "eh, good enough."
"Man, I have SUCH a crush on that actor, his eyes are so enchanting, and his teeth are just adorable. I was so sad when he wound up in the wood chipper at the end!"
"Eh, he's not my type. I'm more into the dark and foreboding weirdos, like Alan Rickman."

"Ugh, you two are so weird. I never saw the appeal of ugly guys."
"Well Amy, that's because you're boring."
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