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tweaker bell

. An annoying creature that is severely dick-scarred, lazy , dishonest creature that almost never showers, and ,commonly is found in precarious positions with precarious persons in public areas while engaged private practices. Usually following anyone who might shave her a sliver off their rocks in exchange for sucking their cocks
Also known as : cum dumpsters, shard barbies, glass dick addicts, shard-tards, and dope whores
Does Tweaker Bell over there realize shes spilling her purse all over the store as she flings it about carelessly?
tweaker bell by DeezSqueez May 14, 2019
Them : You’re a tweaker.
You: what is a tweaker ....
Tweaker by Nosluts0187 December 24, 2019

Tweaker Tendencies 

One who’s has Tweaker tendencies, often gets distracted by simple things, has the Urge to go threw your stuff even if it trash, constant belief that you are out to get them and don’t like when there tweaker tendencies are point out to them. Refuse to understand the facts that this is super vexing . So pretty much tweaker tendencies is condition that one has after years of meth or other substances, and has stoped using but still has the tendencies of a tweaker.

Tweaker Menu 

A late night menu at restaurants for those sleep deprived or high off of illegal substances
"Man, its 3:00 AM, I think i need to order off the Tweaker Menu, im so hungry"
Tweaker Menu by offdazucks December 20, 2021

Tweaker Tongue 

"Tweaker Tongue," or "Tweeker Tongue" is a more informal (hilarious) way to refer to the well known Adderall Tongue, and is also related, but not equal, to "Meth Mouth."

Symptoms (most common to least): dry mouth, bad breath, a white film on tongue (due to bacterial overgrowth,) chapped lips, and sores on your tongue (sores will usually only occur if you suck on your tongue and are severely dehydrated, if you are neither of those, go see a doctor.) This is less severe than Meth Mouth because Tweaker Tongue does NOT include rotting teeth, stained teeth, cracked teeth, swollen and/or bleeding gums, sores on lips and throat, or loss of oral sensation and pain.

Fixes (most important to least): brush your teeth (seriously, you'll smell like you ate shit,) floss, scrape your tongue or at least brush your tongue, swish and gargle with a high pH mouthwash, take frequent sips of water, use saliva substitutes, and chew sugar free gum. Note that these usually only reduce symptoms, and may not fully cure Tweaker Tongue. Don't neglect your hygiene, unless you want to suffer from Meth Mouth.

Also, this may happen to abusers AND non-abusers (i.e. those with ADHD, narcolepsy, obesity, etc., taking the prescribed dosage of their medication.)
friend 1 - "that was fast, did something happen?"
friend 2 - "was going ok at first, but when he opened his mouth and got closer I knew... he tried to suck my dick with his tweaker tongue!"
friend 1 - "mmm... right. would've been shitbreath and sandpaper."

Motivational Tweaker 

The one who is always positive about life and encouraging others to do the same. They are always tweaked and just dont give a fuck about their everyday problems and are usually the most emotional ones when they come down.
Last night Lacey was being the Motivational Tweaker and telling everyone to just be happy and not care what people think