Tuesday Worlds

Phrase commonly used for a fast, competitive, weekly group bicycle ride. Held on Tuesday because people race during the weekend and rest on Monday. Called "Worlds" as a semi-ironic reference to World Cup or World Championship races.

I thought I was in good shape, but at Tuesday Worlds I was dropped after only fifteen minutes.

by Greekgreek April 11, 2008

Tuesday Tops

Expression derives from the concept of "Tits Out Tuesday" which is an Australian tradition in many office enviroments where the women try to out do each other by wearing blouses whose primary design function is to display as much cleavage as humanly possible whilst maintaning some pretense of an attempt to adhere to their office's Code of Conduct policies.

'Holy fuck! Check that out... it must be Tuesday!"

"I'm going shopping for some Tuesday Tops today... do you wanna come?'

by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009

brick tuesday

The day the Blackberrys went silent, and the distracted, harried, overworked drones who used them were forced to strike up conversations with people.

On Brick Tuesday, I actually had to listen to my boss in a meeting, instead of just pretending.

by Geoff Lilley May 3, 2007

oobaloot tuesday

when someone asks any person a dumb or exceedingly unnecessary question u tell them
"because its oobaloot tuesday".

"hey dude why r u eating a mailbox?"
"because its oobaloot tuesday"

by anthony marcotte January 25, 2009

Try Me Bitch Tuesday

Every Tuesday: say try me bitch to everyone that’s messin wit you.

Bella: What’s today?
Hannah: It’s Tuesday, you know what that means.
Bella: Try Me Bitch Tuesday!

by tmbt.creator December 11, 2018

Rusty Tuesday

To stick ones penis in another persons ear.

"Did you hear what Drew did Corinne?"
"No, what?!?!?"
That fucker gave 'er a rusty tuesday when that bitch was shitfaced! Cheekey bastard...

by Aaron Costello January 17, 2008

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

by Don Engel May 17, 2004