rebel trousers

1.) A cult in which you accomplish absolutely nothing, and make people who aren't in the group think your very serious about it, to the point which those who are not in the group get jealous and begin to form their own "cults" that are enemies of your own.

2.) An expression, saying, "I'm putting my rebel trousers on", meaning your going to rebel against something real soon. Your preparing for something rebellious
Tex: Idk dude... Dude we should totally go crash the party... it would be SOOOOO FUNNNY. *says with big grin*

Mike: Yeah dude! lets do it lets fucking do this im all about it! Im totally ready for this!

Alex: WATCH OUT GUYS MIKES PUTTING HIS FUCKING REBEL TROUSERS ON!

Nolan: Looks like theres a new sherrif in town.

Ryan: Woast.
by Dwayne Delaney March 13, 2010
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trouser waffle

n. A waffle found in one's trousers (or other article worn on the lower region of the body). This waffle is usually a product of digestion and excretion of human waste (that once consisted of a waffle, possibly Belgian).

n. A derogatory slang term used as a metaphor when comparing one to a trouser waffle (see above). This is usually used in reference to a foolish deed done by another.
"Scott is such a trouser waffle, he never does anything."

"Quit kicking yourself in the upper quartiles, you trouser waffle."
by C Dizzle September 15, 2005
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trouser-trout

What a fisherman brings home to his girlfriend or wife to eat when he doesn't catch a fish. (His penis)
Honey, I'm home from fishing. I hope your in the mood for trouser-trout, I just got done cleaning it. It's alright with me if you want to share it with your girl friend.
by ZZZ4 October 18, 2009
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trouser monster

My trouser monster is getting all worked up...
by bdabbs March 24, 2004
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trouser sneeze

The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.
"I've just done a trouser sneeze lads"
by Pete September 25, 2004
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trumpet trousers

Nasty name for someone who makes nasty smells from their posterior! Also a common name for Master Peters!
Oy trumpet trousers u stinky S**t!
by Sexy Jon March 21, 2005
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Trouser Browser

One who browses trousers.
A homosexual man.
Often a lord of the gay will be a trouser browser.
Sir, I believe you to be a trouser browser
by Big Jim December 20, 2003
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