by Idk why I'm doing this April 8, 2022
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by BaterBorn December 18, 2020
Get the Trek of the hands mug.“Hey man what’s up?”
“Shit, he in star trek mode rn bro.”
“Ohh shit, I’ll talk to him later then. How you doing?”
“Captain, the orcs are requesting to speak with you.”
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“Shit, he in star trek mode rn bro.”
“Ohh shit, I’ll talk to him later then. How you doing?”
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by Hermanoooooooooooooooooooo February 2, 2021
Get the star trek mode mug.Coming Eqquiped with shitty shimano tourney 6 speed, 3x chainrings and a cheaply made carbon fiber frame that cocks in at a staggering 69 lbs. a type of BSO sold at Trek BSO Shop for $16,000. Also EXACTLY same bike could be bought at Dollar Tree for 69 cents.
Chapman: yo how's the Trek Emonda SLR9?
Koy: Oh that? that's a shitty BSO. I threw it away.
Chapman: why?
Koy: oh the usual from treks "road" bike lineup, bad shifting performance and its heavier than my Specialized globe HZ.
Chapman: yk where to get trek emondas right?
Koy: $5,000 for shimano tourney 6 speed, gotta suck
Chapman: ikr. I got Trek's Trek Madone "SLR"7, it was so uncomfertable, heavy, and snapped in half as soon as I sat on it. They said it came with Ultegra "Di2" but that's marketing. it came with cheap shitty sram 6 speed components made from cheap chinese plastic.
Koy: Sram? that's shit.
Chapman: on god koy.
Koy: you know what else? The frame is actually made from cheap chinese plastic.
Chapman: Trek always makes their bike frames and wheels from cheap plastic. know where trek bikes could also be bought?
Koy: Applewold county jail landfill.
Chapman: Exactly.
Koy: I somehow wasted $5,000 💀
Chapman: dw I got a Trek Domane SLR for $13,000 and it fell apart in a matter of seconds.
Koy: Oh that? that's a shitty BSO. I threw it away.
Chapman: why?
Koy: oh the usual from treks "road" bike lineup, bad shifting performance and its heavier than my Specialized globe HZ.
Chapman: yk where to get trek emondas right?
Koy: $5,000 for shimano tourney 6 speed, gotta suck
Chapman: ikr. I got Trek's Trek Madone "SLR"7, it was so uncomfertable, heavy, and snapped in half as soon as I sat on it. They said it came with Ultegra "Di2" but that's marketing. it came with cheap shitty sram 6 speed components made from cheap chinese plastic.
Koy: Sram? that's shit.
Chapman: on god koy.
Koy: you know what else? The frame is actually made from cheap chinese plastic.
Chapman: Trek always makes their bike frames and wheels from cheap plastic. know where trek bikes could also be bought?
Koy: Applewold county jail landfill.
Chapman: Exactly.
Koy: I somehow wasted $5,000 💀
Chapman: dw I got a Trek Domane SLR for $13,000 and it fell apart in a matter of seconds.
by Boo Radley Game November 22, 2023
Get the Trek Emonda SLR9 mug.The trek domane al5 gen 4 is a super heavy "mountain" bike made from the hands of trek bicycle. Known for its cheap price the frame is made from cheap Chinese plastic that will melt in any heat above 69.420 F. The ride feeling is uncomfortable, the handlebars snap under slight pressure and the "12 speed" shifting sucks. Advertised as a "top of the range MTB" it has nothing mtb, 0mm front travel, 0mm rear travel, and rigid ass wheels so thin a fucking ant can topple the whole thing. Domane AL5 frames are also known to snap in a million pieces after running over a dust mite.
Megan: check it out!! my new domane AL5 gen 4.
Joe: yo fuck that bike, that's cheap Chinese shit
Megan rides *domane instantly melts*
Joe: told you, trek domane al5 gen 4 is cheap garbage, it is retailed in Quagmire and Giggly landfill for just 2 cents!
Joe: yo fuck that bike, that's cheap Chinese shit
Megan rides *domane instantly melts*
Joe: told you, trek domane al5 gen 4 is cheap garbage, it is retailed in Quagmire and Giggly landfill for just 2 cents!
by Knmagor December 17, 2023
Get the trek domane al5 gen 4 mug.The dogmatic belief that all technological advancements are inherently and automatically good for both the individual and humanity at large.
This belief is often grounded in utopian fantasies about technology, largely shaped by prolonged exposure to sci-fi media such as its namesake, Star Trek.
This belief is often grounded in utopian fantasies about technology, largely shaped by prolonged exposure to sci-fi media such as its namesake, Star Trek.
Person A: "AI taking everyone's job is actually a good thing. It is going to be like Star Trek soon, and Elon Musk said money will be useless in the future anyway, so why do people need jobs?"
Person B: "You are suffering from Star Trek disorder. You are assuming that technological advancement automatically leads to a utopian society, despite there being no evidence for it in reality."
Person B: "You are suffering from Star Trek disorder. You are assuming that technological advancement automatically leads to a utopian society, despite there being no evidence for it in reality."
by sero-ores January 18, 2026
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