The Flintstones Treatment

When one sends another man to a girl's house for some birthday sex and a viewing of Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, and when the guy gets there, the girl is sleeping and doesn't know why he's there.

Pat: Hey Alec, did you get together with Sydney last night for some birthday sex?
Alec: Nah man, I got the Flintstones Treatment...

by Themanof July 8, 2017

the Fabiana Treatment

When the girl you like says she loves you but then proceeds to ignore your very existence for about three days. When she finally does text back, she doesn't even bother to pick up the conversation where it left off. In most cases, it takes a massive toll on your mental health.

"Why is he so bummed out?"
"Oh, his girl's been giving him the Fabiana Treatment."
"Oof."

by yoakim May 11, 2020

the ohio treatment

a sexual act where one partner takes drugs while getting a handjob from another partner all the while talking about a subject eventually giving someone a fetish for the topic

"I gave my GF the Ohio treatment and now she has a thing for doorknobs"

by badgerbumsy June 19, 2020

Ash Kaashh Treatment

A really good dick sucking

I really need that Ash Kaashh Treatment right now.

by liamr06 October 26, 2020

the scaramouche treatment

To appear as something desirable in the start but become completely different after, fooling the audience.

Person A: "Man, I cant believe they unyassified this character!"
Person B: "Yeah, gave him the scaramouche treatment."

by hyaku_owo October 31, 2022

The Cuban Treatment

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.

"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"

by Forestman March 19, 2010

The LOST Treatment

Consoling someone whose life sucks by telling them their life doesn't suck in a parallel universe.

Joe: Dude, I lost my job, my family's dead, and I'm stuck on this god damned island.
Henry: Hey don't worry man, in a parallel universe your life is awesome and everyone loves you.
Joe: Fuck you, man. Stop fucking giving me the LOST Treatment.

by RJHey April 17, 2010