tote Hose

Function: adjective

Pronunciation:\'tō-tə 'hō-zə\

a German expression meaning "nothing going on" or "boring", used in reference to a party, nightclub or event. Literally translated, it means "dead trousers"

Die Toten Hosen is a German punk band from Düsseldorf. They have enjoyed decades-long mass appeal in Germany.
The band's name literally means "The Dead Pants" (i.e. trousers) in English. Their name is figuratively best translated as "dead boring guys".

Let's get out of here, this club is tote Hose!

by chellspecker July 24, 2010

totes jelly

internet-derived slang for "totally jealous"

person 1: I don't have to work tomorrow!
person 2: Omg, totes jelly!

by Teh_Interwebzster July 3, 2009

Totes MaGoats

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.

Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!

by Cojani April 7, 2009

totes inappropes

An abbreviation for "totally inappropriate." An extension of the phrase totes.

It is used to describe a socially unacceptable person, socially unacceptable behavior, or a generally unacceptable situation.

"You are totes inappropes right now."

by bobbybaby August 30, 2007

Totes devo

An emotion experienced when a person is feeling particularly bereft. Shortened version of 'totally devastated'.

Cam stole my iPod! I'm totes devo.

by hunka munka August 9, 2010

totes mcgoats

The only appropriate response for when someone asks you to do something ridiculously cool.

Jezabeth: "Want to start a sea monkey farm?"
Tobias: "TOTES MCGOATS!"

Finbar: "Want to have role play sex? You can be Hermione and I'll be Ron."
Sarah: "TOTES MCGOATS BROSKIE!"

by Pole Girl 134 May 30, 2010

jam totee

West Indian slang for using the erect penis for combat usually sword fighting.

Lemme see your piggy so we cud play some jam totee

by trinislakkrr October 26, 2011