Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

Comedic Torture

When a situation is so cringey it ends up being funny.

"Hey do you whats funny about you being indigineous?"

"What?"

*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*

"So am I"

"Dude that was comedic torture"

by BennyBigBoi August 4, 2019

nipple torture

It could be a titty twister(twisting of the nips) or when a male or female bites the nips and chews or tears the nipples.

Im so mad at kenzie she gave me nipple torture yesterday.

by sunsilk August 1, 2008

torture phone

When someone continues to call you even after you tell them to stop calling. And they make any excuse to call or talk to you and all you want to do is pull out your hair because he/she is getting on your last nerves!

You promise not to torture phone me? Because if you don't bitch it's going down.

by anonymous119293 August 5, 2008

Water Torture

Water torture is a form of torture using a bunch of different methods that utilize water. An example of water torture is waterboarding.

Dunking is a type of Water torture.

by glugruffian June 9, 2016

popcorn torture

The suffering endured when having to smell someone else's microwave popcorn that you can't have. Most often occurs in boarding school and university residences and occasionally at everyday workplaces.

Sophie suffered popcorn torture yet again as her roommate refused to share her freshly microwaved bag.

by hapycamper May 18, 2009

Torture Dance

Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level
Coming from my mind
Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level
Coming from my mind
Ha
We're Golden Wind
Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro
Ha ha
We're Golden Wind
Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro
It's like a burning sunrise
Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete
It's like a burning sunset
Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete
It's like a burning sunrise
Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete
It's like a burning sunset
Ahi makareru makare pun pun kete

Person 1: Have you seen Narancia, Mista, and Fugo do the torture dance in JJBA Part 5?
Person 2: Yes and it was great

by sarahnoriaki February 14, 2022