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Sig Sauer

A manufacturer of firearm-shaped anti-personnel explosive ordinance, formerly a manufacturer of actual firearms. Much like salted ammunition, Sig Sauer (now SIG USA) produces ordinance intended to look like firearms, but when handled or used will cause harm to the user.

Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.
“Jim dropped his Sig Sauer, and it fired, the round shattered his shoulder

“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”

Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”
by Herr Jaeger February 2, 2023
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sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
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sig

Sig is someone you'll completely fall in love with. She's funny and really cute. She always thinks positive and see's the best in people. If she falls in love with u ur probably the luckiest man ever. But don't break her heart tho cuz she'll crush your scones.
Someone: I had such a bad day :(
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Sig: just stay positive and everything will be fine! <3
by BeyYourself October 29, 2017
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Sig

A shortening of the word “sigma”. Can be used as a prefix in words such as “siggy” or “siglet”
Dude that’s sig
by fleenus July 27, 2024
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Sigs

A friend that tries too hard to act straight. Which results in him looking even more gay
Your friend is low key sigs
by Swaggy-mk March 11, 2017
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Sig

Another name for the nordic name, Sigurd,
Silver: Hey Sig, how are you?
Sigurd (me): I am doing good, Silver.
by uyggnickuf September 13, 2023
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sig-figs

(noun): short for chemistry term significant figures, sig-figs is when a guy rounds up his height to make it sound better
i’m 5’10 which is basically 6’0 cuz sig-figs,”
by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025
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