chicken

black peoples favorite food

Dave Chapelle: I was in Mississippi I go to the resturant order some food and i said 2 the guy "i would like 2 have" and before i even finished my sentence he said...

waiter: the chicken

dave chapelle: wtf i can not believe dat shit this man is absolutely right i said how did he kno, that i was gon get sum chicken..i asked him i said "how u kno dat, how u kno i was gon get sum chicken" he looked at me like i was crazy

waiter: come on buddy now everybody knew soon as u walked through the got damn door, u were gonna get sum chicken, it is no secret down here that blacks & chickens are quite fond of one another....LMAO

Dave chapelle: All these years i thought i liked chicken cuz it was delicious, turns out im genetically pre-exposed to likin chicken..i got no say in the matter...lol

by lala1 August 6, 2008

chicken

aka weed. term used near cops or adults

Dude im going to get some chicken right now

by fuehrerboy November 1, 2007

Chicken

When a man shoots his wad at or just after the moment of penetration.

He spent 10 minutes muffing me, the fucked me like a chicken, rolled over and went to sleep. Useless cunt!

by Splogmorkler February 4, 2009

Chicken

A black man's best friend.

I love my chicken!

by LoL muffin man December 30, 2009

chicken

like ur homie or peep. Your friend.

Hey chicken.

What it do chicken?

Hows my main chicken?

by christina aka chicken April 17, 2007

Chicken

A game played among friends where an idea is mentioned and everyone is forced to participate, lest be labeled a chicken.

I didn't want another shot of henny. But once the Queen broke out that bottle, i didnt wanna be no fucking chicken!

by Zach Attacl June 11, 2007

chicken

one who has crossed a road and is being questioned about it.

"oh look, something is crossing the street."
"it's a chicken! Catch it! We need to interrogate it!"

by thisisPATRICK! February 25, 2010