Murray Stiff

When someone gives a tip for something well under what they should be giving.

"The waiter spit in my food, so I gave him the ol' Murray Stiff

by LooneyRooney October 4, 2016

The Matt Murray

The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.

Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..

by Loonytoon69 December 6, 2017

Ben Murray

The leader and founder of 147. Ben Murray can usually be found hiding in the shadows of his own drunken despair. He stinks of vapes and farts. He is commonly seen munching on cucumber sandwiches alone.

Hey have you heard of what happened to Ben Murray? I heard he blew down his own home with a 400 decibel mega fart.

by keepherlitman147 August 6, 2022

Miss Murray

A woman who needs to learn when to stfu and get back to the kitchen

Stop being like Miss Murray

by 6mil-lol October 22, 2019

Cian Murray

Cian Murray is a person who thinks that they're smarter than they are. Usually always ending up being wrong. Cian Murrays usually end up suffering from Napoleon Syndrome.

You're wrong, stop being such a Cian Murray

by TheConMan12 January 3, 2022

Kayla Murray

Kayla Murray is a girl who use to have dead grass hair but doesn't anymore! She now has poo poo chocolate hair! She's also a crackhead and crazy asf. But she is very funny (sometimes) and is currently dating someone! (Im talking to you Kl). Her Bf is also a crackhead and they are made for each other. She sits next to me in class and is very boring. She's not little Miss Perfect boring but is quiet in class. BORINGGGGGGGGGGG!

Kayla Murray: omgomgomgomg
You: What
Kayla Murray: your mom is gay

by Micheal jackson HEEE HEEE November 25, 2021

Craig Murray

The Craig Murray incident. In 2008 a video was made by the tenderloins in which featured Sal and Murr. Murr had gotten back at Sal for eating his burrito by going into the future and fucking Sal’s future daughter, Sal would then also go into the future and fuck Murr’s son and date him for 6 months but would then break up with him.

Guy: Hey, have you seen the Craig Murray incident.

Girl: Yeah I have, it was funny as fuck.

by 1llumiii May 25, 2023