Tired and emotional

Meaning "drunk," a catchphrase popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of Labour Cabinet minister George Brown.

The party dragged on too long, Sam kept getting shot down by the girls he spoke too, and by dawn you could say he was tired and emotional.

by Billy Frank April 10, 2009

Tired as Fuck

Not being able to think of anything but sleeping, but it is to early to go to bed

After that big hike today im am Tired as Fuck, but its only 6pm.

by BearJew 69 February 22, 2012

tire fuck

When riding bicycles, striking the front tire of one bike repeatedly into the back tire of another bike, usually causing a large fart sound.

I tire fucked Nick so hard that he crashed into a lake.

by Yvon Gluteus October 20, 2008

wii-tire

retiring from the game of wii for the day

Jenna: hey girl.. we've been in wii-bernation all day
Anne: you're right, i think it's time to wii-tire

by ennab January 28, 2009

tired jollies

When Ann from Bellevue climbs a mountain, drinks two beers in four hours, then gets very giggly. Ann has the Tired Jollies.

Ann is very tired and giggly. Ann has the Tired Jollies (TJ's)

by Snoho Boom Baby May 28, 2017

Fuck tire

Roll your partner up like a tire (feet over shoulders), and take it to pound town.

Last night my girl let me try a fuck tire.

by Rusty Taint November 20, 2017

Flat Tire

When you're walking and someone steps on your shoe and it falls off.

Damnit! Chris just gave me a flat tire and now I have to put my shoe back on.

by Sami45 December 25, 2020