Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)
"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."
by barneygrumble December 16, 2009
Get the Tiger Morning Wood mug.Gary is married but it came out recently that he cheated on his wife with many other women. Looks like a clear case of Tiger's Wood.
by sike moda December 8, 2009
Get the Tiger's Wood mug.by STAN MAN! April 19, 2010
Get the Tiger's Wood mug.1) An expression that could be used right after someone hears that yet another woman has come forward to reveal that she has had sexual relations with the most well-paid athlete in the world.
2) Name of a porn film slated for release in February 2010.
2) Name of a porn film slated for release in February 2010.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that another woman today said that she had sex with Tiger Woods?"
Dude 2: "Tiger's got Wood!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, I can't wait to see that one when it comes out on DVD."
Dude 2: "Tiger's got Wood!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, I can't wait to see that one when it comes out on DVD."
by maxfaxdude December 29, 2009
Get the Tiger's got Wood! mug.Syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.
Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.
Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.
To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)
The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.
Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.
Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.
To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)
The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.
Husband – “Honey I had an affair, can you forgive me?”
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."
by Chenn-Dogg December 9, 2009
Get the Tigers Wood Syndrome mug.A nonstop 24/7 media barrage of destructive news about your personal life that brings a prominent career into a screeching halt.
Riding high his brilliant career, the unraveling of a sexual indiscretion was the tigerwood that made him choose obscurity over fame. It was a hard lesson indeed.
by mochicho December 11, 2009
Get the Tigerwood mug.An underage bartender who evidently likes to get people drunk just to peg them. Makes the shittiest drinks on college campuses. Squeezes the ever-living crap out of everyone they meet.
by anonymous September 8, 2021
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