thunderwood

A strong powerfull last name coming for deep keltic roots. it also Penis

Alex Thunderwood

by Thot Gobbler February 3, 2018

thunderdolt

moron cretin obnoxious

That moron at the party was so obnoxious, he was a thunderdolt.

by graypict August 12, 2018

Thunderbolt

To be victimized by the most unlikely and most unfortunate outcome possible.

I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.

I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.

I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.

by adrienneorion September 27, 2018

ThunderClapped

When a defaulty boi 360 double pumps you from tilted to salty

Damn that defaulty boi THUNDERCLAPPED me.

by XD ur sister a mister November 8, 2018

Thunderclap

when you’re clapping some girls cheeks so hard that it sounds like thunder

Damn bro I was thunderclap(ing) Zoe’s cheeks last night

by cockblock245 April 12, 2019

Thunderclap

To sneak up behind someone, like your friend, and slap their back so hard it leaves a mark. This form of thunder clapping is inspired by when you are banging someone and your balls keep hitting their ass/thighs.

Person 1: dude I just thunderclapped David so hard I left a hand mark!

Person 2: no way that’s awesome!

by The actual Obama June 2, 2019

Thunderbolt

When both are nearing climax you yell "Pikachu use Thunderbolt!" and then proceed to taser the female and the clenching that ensues is the result.

Guy1: I gave the ol Thunderbolt then stupid bitch broke.
Guy2: Fuck man I hope mine doesn't break that easily when I do it.

by Amar L November 28, 2020