Raritan Valley

Raritan Valley is a section in west Hazlet that is situated between Holmdel and Aberdeen. Cut off from the rest of town by the Garden State Parkway, Raritan Valley is an anomaly in that its residents develop their own sense of self. Although overall not as tough as West Keansburg, Raritan Valley is home to some of the toughest guys in Hazlet despite being an upper-middle class neighborhood. Raritan Valley has its own parkway exit (117 A), and home to several urban legends of Hazlet, including a cracked out dysfunctional family, a tribe from Kenya, and a wealthy investor, all of which live on the same block

Hazlet kid 1: let's go to Raritan Valley
Hazlet kid 2: No that's like in another county

West Keansburg thinks its so tough because its cut off by a highway, but those Raritan Valley people are cut off by the Mother-f*ckin Garden State Parkway.

Its safe to play basketball at Raritan Valley School until 6 pm. After that, the cops start harassing you

by Mr.Johnny December 14, 2006

golden valley

a female vagina

Dude, I was down in my girl's golden valley last night..I could eat that shit for hours!

by jediracer January 15, 2009

waterville valley

waterville, new hampshire definitely has its perks. not only is a sweet, chill town with a gorgeous veiw from just about any where in it, but it also has more pot in it than the rest of new hampshire combined. need proof? go on top of the mountain in the winter and take a nice wiff of any freestyler. =

dude, we got baked last weekend in waterville valley.

by pshhh. August 3, 2006

valley cottage

A Town in Rockland county Ny. That is full of Lame Hypocritical fools that need to realize they are not holier than thou. Get a life and mind your own business .

valley cottage Cottagite

by congerscum March 1, 2013

cuts of the valley

the cutty hood of noe valley, san francisco. kids that grow up in this neighborhood grow up rough.

nah blunt, i'm not tryna throw down in pac heights, i'd rather throw down in the cuts of the valley. it's way cuttier.

by scottweinergirl415 October 9, 2010

Garnet Valley

a suburban school full of middle/upper-middle class kids. The girls hoard brand names like a chi rat collects joints. The boys like to act like tough lax bros, but we all know they're scared of the dark, and girls (see: wangster). Known for football and a kick-ass extra curriculars.

Rob: Yo man, wanna hit up GRun?
Wiggz: Nah, gotta promote my shitty white-boy rap remix.
Emma: Not another!
Rob: Dude, you have more covers than Emma has Abercrombie tees.

You know what would be funny? to drop off these Garnet Valley badboys in the middle of West Philly.

by garnetvalley August 17, 2011

valley center

A small town of about 6,000, north of escodido south of oceanside and fallbrook, town contains palomar mountain, pala, rincon and pauma valley. town has mom and pop shops, couple gas stations loaded with indians (natives), mexicans and white people mainly mexicans and indians, newer high school. many indian reservations .most kids smoke weed behind the school during school. most people are poor, some new developements, loaded with orange and avocado groves lots of horses. place in San Diego that grows the most weed, high teenage pregnancy % no entertainment, a dairy farm, marijuana feilds, desesert, wildfires, gangs, fights, good at football. If you live here you will probably have problems with drugs, sex, and life later on. fun town no parties get rolled by cops
and lots of teen drunk driving crashes. teaches and security guards that deal drugs to students.

lets go to vc and get some og kush
lets go to the palomar marijuana fields
i know a great place to get E
you wanna get high in the orange groves
let go to Esco and fight some mexicans
lets smoke a bob marley in front of Mrs. ******** room
she**y is pregnant
lets go to hellhole canyon
lets go to the football game this friday
lets go to o'side to go to the beach
lets go to valley center to fight some hicks

by craigslist84 January 30, 2010