sloppy rooster

While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.

Whitney thought she brought home a marathon man, but ended up with Kent and his sloppy rooster.

by Hswan33 January 16, 2018

robert rooster

My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses

Me and Robert Rooster celebrate Hump Day daily

by Tray Tray6688 January 29, 2014

rooster jocky

slang terminology for a male homosexual

that guy zac is hitting on all the guys what a rooster jocky.

by jdomner312 May 2, 2009

rooster neck

Someone that sucks dick or , a mans penis ! In the song, I Got by Waka Flocka

She got a good rooster neck !

'' She give good head, i call her rooster neck! "

-Waka Flocka

by datchick54 December 29, 2010

Square Rooster

It is when a dumb Serbian named Igor looks at a t-shirt that has a picture of a rooster on a block. This of course means Cock block and Igor thinks it is a square rooster.

Hey nice shirt!
yeah man nice shirt!
Vat is dis Square Rooster?

Dude Hugo stop Square Roostering me!

by Peter Pumpkineater August 16, 2008

angry rooster

See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.

I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

riding the rooster

The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.

“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”

by Shiggles July 16, 2014