Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013

Reuben

A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.

"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"

by willzamn December 27, 2022

Reuben

A sexy beast with a large, trimmed delicious cock. This person has all the ladies and is the sexiest man in town. He regulary fucks a minimum of 3 pussies a night, sometimes going as far as 7. He has a scent, thats so distinct, pussies squirt simultanously as soon as they're hit by it. Overall, a 13/10 for looks, personality, and penis size.

Hey Dave! That bloke there is a Reuben! Look at his gigantic penis!

by EveFuckedEric September 1, 2021

Reuben Teo

A person who is extremely retarded and likes rolling down the hill with a girl called Isabella.

Reuben Teo is a retard.

by Reuben Teo August 23, 2018

Reuben

Sexiest human being alive ..... he’s always 6 foot 2 and 6 foot 3 with shoes . He’s an animal massive arms loves lager and can drink vodka straight . He loves his women what a beast .

Guy : can I hve a lighter .....

Reuben: I dunno can you .
Guy: Classic reubs

by Everyhumanaliveloveshim August 5, 2019

Reuben

The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour

Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!

Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool

Person 3: I don’t like Reuben

*person 1 and 2 kill 3*

by Dfbffkdkdkdkd April 3, 2022

Reuben

When you accidentally do a SOT run on your own kingdom in Utopia.

My king ordered a SOT run on his own kingdom. Luckily I corrected him otherwise he would have been a Reuben.

by Nezukooo September 24, 2021