Sloppy Randal

When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside

Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.

by Cringe22 July 27, 2022

Chubby Randall

Someone who exemplifies any/all of the following characteristics:
-likes getting naked in public
-likes making a spectacle of him/herself
-loves being the centre of attention
-has specific phobias about dirty hands and disordered bookshelves
-is a well-known figure among his/her peergroup

'When did you last see Chubby Randall?'
'In Germany!'
'No way!'
'Uh huh'

by aDearFriend April 9, 2008

Do a Randal

You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.

Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!

by Noshbergh August 12, 2019

Jyiodin Mordecai Randall

Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.

The best name known to human kind.

“Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”

by clickcommander February 19, 2018

Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.

I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!

by grimmmiirre October 15, 2023

Funky Randall

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

by grimmmiirre October 15, 2023

Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.

My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.

by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019