A real ass nigga who gets they money up. If u hate a Prophete then u need to get yo life up. If your a Prophete your life is straight. If you ain’t one than whatever you last name is you a bitch.
Prophete is a Name
by Not Jermari November 22, 2021
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I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.
by msacco July 25, 2025
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Get the pop up prophet mug.A 'gifted' artist from the Northern New York area code 212. Best known pieces include the multi-media piece Absolute and the iconographical mosaic piece from The Poetry of Machinery series titled Benign.
This is not an opinion, it's a fact. Prophet Pthalem can and will rise up to the ranks the greats it's only a matter of time.
by PastengStamps January 14, 2011
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by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021
Get the The Prophet Yahweh mug.Prophet Muhammad(may piss be upon him) is a 7th century homosexual suffering from retardation. He used to go from town to town to take the innocence of the local children. At one point in his life Muhammad created the annual celebration of Keti Koti. On the last day of his life he was seen molesting an infant after which he was clubbed to death with a rock.
by maurofiel May 30, 2025
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Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
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