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Prophet Muhammad

Prophet Muhammad means a pedophile who forced a little girl to marry him and then raped her. Often worshiped by people like him and pray about him. Piss be upon him.

Image of Muhammad included.
Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?

Person 2: Muhammad

Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
mugGet the Prophet Muhammadmug.

Prophet Muhammad

Prophet Muhammad(may piss be upon him) is a 7th century homosexual suffering from retardation. He used to go from town to town to take the innocence of the local children. At one point in his life Muhammad created the annual celebration of Keti Koti. On the last day of his life he was seen molesting an infant after which he was clubbed to death with a rock.
Look a pedophile! He reminds me of the great Prophet Muhammad(piss be upon him).
by maurofiel May 30, 2025
mugGet the Prophet Muhammadmug.

pop up prophet

People who popped up out of the woodwork in 2023-2024 , who speak about Jesus and end time prophecy
These pop up prophets only use the name of Jesus for fame and/or fortune.
by onelovenation76 May 9, 2024
mugGet the pop up prophetmug.

Prophet Pthalem

A 'gifted' artist from the Northern New York area code 212. Best known pieces include the multi-media piece Absolute and the iconographical mosaic piece from The Poetry of Machinery series titled Benign.
This is not an opinion, it's a fact. Prophet Pthalem can and will rise up to the ranks the greats it's only a matter of time.
by PastengStamps January 14, 2011
mugGet the Prophet Pthalemmug.

Proto The Prophet

Proto The Prophet aka Drelin Potomski is a known Canadian rapper pedophile who has a foot fetish likes farts and kids of course. His career was made off Zolariz++
Little girl: OMG Proto The Prophet’s here on the playground

Playground patrol: GET BACK KIDS HE’ll RAPE YA!
by Twizzy2richh March 21, 2024
mugGet the Proto The Prophetmug.

Prophet Muhammad

A guy who traded two black slaves for one arab slave because he thought arabs where the superior chosen people (sahih muslim 1602). Also a guy that was possessed by demons (bukhari:3175). There is no discrimination amongst prophet muhammad when it comes to touching little children! He loves little boys and girls equally! (Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1183) (Bukhari 5134)
Quraysh tribe member: There goes that Prophet Muhammad again touching little children and prescribing camel piss as medicine. (Bukhari 5686)
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!
by CoomKing April 28, 2024
mugGet the Prophet Muhammadmug.

The Bathroom Prophets

An amazing band from Indiana that have some real talentd.
someone masculine: Dude, The Bathroom Prophets are so good, I want them to harbor my babies.
by Eric Van Scoik October 17, 2007
mugGet the The Bathroom Prophetsmug.

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