Porcupine pussy

If the amount of dicks a girl has had inside were to stick out of her pussy to form a porcupine

Boy 1: Petra is such a blessing.

Boy 2: Hell no, she has a porcupine pussy bro. Every guy in a 100 mile radius has slept with her.

by stonerbobalice March 28, 2016

Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

porcupine girl

A woman who has as many weiners sticking out of her as shes had stuck in her.

Hey is that a porcupine girl?

Yea cant you see all the dicks sticking out of her?

by nick469 December 05, 2013

soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.

danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.

by tommytigger December 02, 2011

porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 08, 2021