petting the beaver

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

by Sev336 July 23, 2016

Pet Iguana

Slang for an abnormally long penis, usually over 8 inches in its flaccid state, over 12 inches in its erect state.

Girl, yesterday this fool showed me his pet iguana in the bathroom!!

by Prazzo July 16, 2009

Life's Pet

One whose life is virtually perfect, it is as if the person is friends with life and brings life up when it's feeling down so in exchange life will treat the person well.

Damn, look at Bill over there with his new convertible he got by using money he got from a raise at his already-high-paying job. it is as if he is a Life's Pet.

by BLesSTheHuman March 23, 2013

Teachers Pet

This bitchy person who has like a 102 average and is like the second teacher. They have like a trillion books in their bag and some textbooks in their hands. They never have poland spring bottles but those expensive bottles with some dumb designs. They also never eat the school lunch but they bring a whole homemade meal with them. Never try cheating from them because 1) they wont let you and 2) they got big mouths they'll rat you out. BEWARE

Yo i asked the Teachers pet for yesterdays hw and he told the teacher i was tryin to copy
The fuck yo we on this nigga

by Alp50 April 15, 2019

forum pets

A discord server where people who are tired of "Forum Sweats" go to.
Mostly filled with furries

"Man, forum sweats is cool but I wanna leave and take a break and rejoin!"
"Then join Forum Pets!"

by Ked_moment January 26, 2021

parents pet

a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite.

Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*

older sibling : I barely even touched her.

Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*

a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite

Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*

older sibling : I barely even touched her.

Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*

by mynameiskipper November 26, 2016

Hard Pet

The act of petting a friend, loved one or random stranger on the shoulder region repeatedly with an unnecessary amount of force.

Ralph won the tennis tournament so I gave him a super hard pet as a congratulatory measure, promptly causing his fist to make contact with my face.

by Fatty Bunter September 3, 2010