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The Man Child 

The Man Child

The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!
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the man named laurie

Code name for a member of the Freaky Drunk Closet squad.
This is my son, her name is the man named Laurie

The Man vs. Billie Holliday 

A show about a girl who has more hurdles to jump than everybody else in life.
Billie Holliday played herself in The Man vs. Billie Holliday. She outdid herself on this one.

The Man vs. Billie Holliday 

A story about a girl who has more hurdles to jump than everybody else, and is therefore rougher than everybody else.
Billie Holliday played herself in the Man vs. Billie Holliday, she really outdid herself on this one.

the man in the mudd 

The individual(s) doing the penetrating during the act of anal sex
Tyler took a little longer in the shower this morning to wash the fecal stains off his penis, as he was the man in the mudd last night

The Man Behind the Slaughter

Someone who murdered a bunch of little kids. He's also purple and he is truly behind the slaughter. Beware, kids.
"Dude, did you hear about that song named The Man Behind the Slaughter?"

"Yeah... Uhm, I-" *in thoughts* : omg I must not reveal that I am the Ma Behind the Slaughter!
"BTW, your skin... It's, purple?"
"Oh, *to be continued*"

The man who sold the world 

My old friend who made himself lose everything
He is the man who sold the world