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hostage

A completely insane and deadly person, should be avoided at all costs
There goes hostage flippin his cheez dick on SkRuPuPuLa
by Hostage June 16, 2003
mugGet the hostagemug.

Traffic Hostage

When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.
Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life
by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017
mugGet the Traffic Hostagemug.

Photo hostage

When someone post pictures of you and blocks you in the post so you don’t see it
He’s holding me photo hostage on his Ig pages
by Huh what September 30, 2021
mugGet the Photo hostagemug.

hostage

im going to use the pharmacy as a hostage.
by Cody5050 January 11, 2021
mugGet the hostagemug.

Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011
mugGet the Boner hostagemug.

Sausage Hostage

Huge penis but with 2 other words
Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.
by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017
mugGet the Sausage Hostagemug.

Pussy Hostage

A guy who's girlfriend has an insatiable sexual appetite and all she wants to do is have sex, thus making her man a hostage to her pussy.
Michael's girl wants to fuck all the time, he is such a pussy hostage.
by Vette Dog May 2, 2012
mugGet the Pussy Hostagemug.

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