type 1 FPS

See also Type 2 FPS.

Type 1 Fat Person Syndrome (FPS)

A person that insists he or she perpetually exercises and eats diet food, but is obviously cheating. Thinks and acts like a skinny person and judges others, but is overweight.
Cindy: "I couldn't possibly have a slice of Gerald's birthday cake. I just don't get hungry after I work out. Do you realise how many calories are in that? So fatty."

Amanda to another co-worker: "Don't worry about Cindy. She has Type 1 FPS".
by Viva St Claire September 05, 2013
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FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

FPS aka Freedoms per second . America's favourite unit of measurement, the amount of freedom ( x ) can deliver per second, ( x )normally but not limited to equating to a piece of military equipment and or hardware. (FPS can only distributed by an American)
Hey Cletus have you seen the new predator drone? I hear it can deliver 65 FPS!! FPS aka Freedoms Per Second
by Jbag November 19, 2013
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*fp

verb- Facepalm: the act of slamming or covering your face with the palm of your hand as an expression of disappointment or to identify someone's obliviousness or limited mental capacity to understand a simple joke.
You're a fucking idiot so i fp.

He missed the joke so i fp'd.

Fuck this guy, *fps.
by A bored old man March 23, 2015
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Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)
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Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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Fps Spread

Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.
Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun
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