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Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%
Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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diddly fiddler

(noun), a term used as an alternative word for sex, or someone who has a lot of sex
"wow! Kaden probably fiddles so many diddlies!"
"Dude, your such a diddly fiddler!"
by quakeden January 14, 2017
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new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.
by Heatwrench May 28, 2022
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Dog Fiddler

Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.
“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”
by BigTrev October 3, 2022
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Fiddler on the Roof

Scott Brownsword did Joe on the roof at pop world (fiddler on the roof)
by Jollon August 12, 2023
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Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term
Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.
by The RBW April 26, 2024
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Kiddy fiddler

Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren
by JoshuaEdwinDonaldthegingernut September 8, 2021
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