Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

feelin' the forty fizzles

means you're goin all out
balls to the walls
hella intense

In the weight room..
Tommy: Yo Cars im feelin' the forty fizzles, pop two more 45s on
Cars: Alright, you better bust these babys out!

by tjkfothreyallday February 4, 2009

Feeding the Cat

Feeding the cat is simply getting laid.

"Alright bitches were all feeding the cat tonight"

"Gabby did you feed the cat last night?"

by UHART17 November 11, 2013

Feeding the geese

When you stoke your shaft sentually or another words jacking off or beating your dick rubbing your penis tell it go boom

I accidentally walked in on my son and he was feeding the geese

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

feeding the mule

Cupping your fingers together and inserting them in and out of a chicks ass - aka "feeding the mule"

(opposite of feeding the horse)

You are doing a chick doggy, and have a spare hand, so you cup your fingers put them in her ass aka feeding the mule!

by dunniss June 22, 2006

Feeding the geese

Masturbation

Johnny was caught feeding the geese.
I feed the geese every night.

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

feeding the goldfish

Your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. You proceed to pleasure yourself reaching climax, letting your tasty flakes fly into the water to be devoured by the waiting mer-woman.

Hey baby would you be interested in feeding the goldfish?

by edward connors January 11, 2008