Elder Vibrator

When grandma gets a bit too bored in the nursing home

"Grandma, I got you a new present! It's the new elder vibrator!"

by Spooky Apple May 11, 2023

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Elderize

Process of aging an individual for sole purpose of iconization.

Uncle Chinenye is a great mentor, we must continue to elderize him.

by OOG#1 July 15, 2023

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the most foul, disgusting, skid-mark in all of hallownest. can leave the game and eat shit and die. we all hate him and the people who do can join him in the hole. he should've been the first boss in the game you brutally destroy. Just because he in my elder doesn't mean I have to respect him.

Dude: hey have you seen elder bug yet?
bro: yeah I want to slice him with my nail

by Hainzy August 30, 2023

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elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.

'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'

by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023

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elder rape

When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much

I got elder raped at that concert. Drank too much and a kid did a drive by kiss.

by 757Dickie September 25, 2023

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