crump

a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.

AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!

after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'

by nugnugs July 20, 2018

Crump

Verb: When you fart whilst being fucked from behind

The past tense is crumped

"We went back to mine and during sex he/she Crumped."
"Did you crump during sex"

by Judicle October 27, 2020

crump

slapping your tinkler in a a dumb bird’s stinkler. slinking in a stinky crease.

i was tweaking off the zooties had me crumpin on a rig. man got his crump on an ting.

by Gorngly October 5, 2022

Crump

A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.

Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.

Man 1: "Yo what's that move called?!"

Man 2: "Damnnnn dude, that nigga be crumping!"

by _Solaris November 22, 2017

Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

Cortisa Crump

"Cortisa Crump" means to do cunty hand gestures (or dance) refering to lyrics on any Cortisa Star song.

dang girl your Cortisa Crump is giving cvnt!

by AyeshaonlineX3 March 17, 2024

Crump

Noun; someone who is stereotypically british.

(used to insult anyone who is not american)

Ryder: It’s spelled ‘colour’ not ‘color.’
Reese: shut up, you crump.

by Not rice March 21, 2021