alarm clock

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.
Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!
by thenameisriley April 12, 2013
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On The Clock Dump

I make a nickle,
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.
Sam: How's work treating you today?
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!
by daphunkeefeel1 July 06, 2012
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Rape Clock

Rape Clock is a meme from 4chan's /b/.

It's a picture of Silent Hill 2's Pyramid Head drawn next to a large clock that says "rape" at every time slot with the hands almost together at one of the "rape"s.

Pyramid Head has one hand up in surprise exclaiming, "Good Heavens, just look at the time!"
"The Rape Clock says I'm late for a 'meeting' in the park. And by meeting, I mean rape."
by Atomic Envy May 10, 2009
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clock a grip

to make money (a grip of cash in your hand)

from the 90's... Dr. Dre and Snoop referenced it
I clocked a grip off of that last batch of rocks.
by OE800 February 27, 2005
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Clock Milker

Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.
"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.
by S Wall September 09, 2005
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cock clock

The act of smacking someone over the backof the head with ur erect penis
you just got cock clocked
HAHA
by oquhf0weoin December 01, 2007
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Click on that Clock

Engaging in sexual activities with a Clown, with clock referring to a Clown's cock and "clicking" corresponding to whatever sexual act you have in mind. ;)
Zach: "Hey Nathan, have you seen Julia around anywhere today?"
Nathan: "I am pretty sure that she went to the State Fair to click on that clock!"

or

The adults of Derry, Maine ventured into the sewers to click on that clock.
by ThiccBih September 07, 2017
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