When someone walks around the office all day with a bunch of papers in the their hands pretending to do work and keeps telling everyone they have worked on the third floor.
Steve is acting like a total Chapman right now.
John hasn't done any work today, he has only been chapman-ing around.
John hasn't done any work today, he has only been chapman-ing around.
by mmmaolihkash''kihj'khjl:K September 9, 2019
Get the Chapmanmug. after purchasing new cell phone, keeping your old one active in parallel, turning on vibrate for all notifications, and permanently placing into your rectum
by ClutchT November 16, 2022
Get the the chapmanmug. 
A 19 year old mum that hates gay guys
She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
Klarisse Chapman went to the shops wearing her UGG boots and carrying her juicy duffle bag, she was speaking loudly on the phone about how she is looking for her next baby daddy. She spoke on her hot pink flip phone and bought a monster can, she then bought pregnancy tests knowing full well she will be needing them and she bought a cute baby outfit for her child who she actually loves more than herself or anyone else. Security checked her out on the way out and she rolled eyes having been so used to it.
by Iknowitallyouheardit December 9, 2024
Get the Klarisse Chapmanmug. A flat bitch that is pissed off that she never got any dick in her life. Dreams about having a threesome with jager and ward. Biggest beatch ever!
by Mr.dicktionary March 15, 2016
Get the coach chapmanmug. by Dirty chapman October 27, 2023
Get the dirty Chapmanmug.