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Ur bro a hoe

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.
Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)
by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018
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Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.
Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.
by ur bro a hoe May 11, 2018
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Bro hoe

A guy that will let any girl bang him and is desperate for a girl.
stacy: I should've never dated you, your such a bro hoe
by Lesh2.0 March 23, 2016
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bro hoe

Michelle Wookey
Michelle is such a bro hoe.
by lovaaaabro October 18, 2008
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Bro Hoe

A male figure who is a hoe but also a bro, about ~5’11 ~white ~plays baseball at a private school ~preachers son ~wears speares ~jeans ~and Has so many female friends you think he’s gay but he’s not
Yo, he’s such a bro hoe.
by Yum-Yum-sauce March 24, 2019
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Bro Hoe

Annoying girls of the white trash variety who try to fix in "with the guys" by wearing brands like RVCA, Fox, Hurley, and more. They also tend to be dessert rats with pink riding gear. More than likely the only machinery they are capable of operating is a manual quad however they might claim to race motor bikes. These girls' bios might look something like this:
16/so cal livin'/love cars, off roading, dirt bike riding, and country music/single!
Stacy is such a bro hoe always going to the dessert and posting videos of her and her "girls" singing to old Luke Bryan songs.
by Let's be honest July 17, 2016
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Bros before hoes

A phrase used very commonly by people who leave their friends to go with their crush and later get rejected by them. they then come back to their friend's company by using this phrase.
Man, I don't like Vyomini. Bros before hoes
by AjayAKAnoobmaster69 June 18, 2020
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