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I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense 

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If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano 

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

The day when you shouldn't study 

May 4th 2021
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day
-Hi , I have 3 assignments to hand in till the end of the week , I need to study today.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.

got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st 

i got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st right now..

don`t see in the eyes

when someone is fucking crazy but in a good way or when he`s so firious that he "don`t see in the eyes" - gramer does not count when using this phrase. usally added to some other bad english bad gramer phrases and an extreem Israely eccent.
I`m telling you, the guy is crazy in the head! don`t see in the eyes!!

can’t see past the valley 

When a person is being narrow-minded
Man it really sucks that Kiera can’t see past the valley